The rants of an ever crazy Scotsman

Ach.

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blueflame91: ms-monochrome: did-you-kno: Lost Generation. I’m a part of Lost Generation and I refuse to believe that I can change the world I realize this may be a shock but “Happiness comes from within” is a lie, and “Money will make me happy” So in thirty years I’ll tell my children They are not the most important thing in my life My employer will know that I have my priority straight because Work Is more important than Family I tell you this Once upon a time Families stay together But this will not be true in my era This is a quick fix society Experts tell me Thirty years from now I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce I do not concede that I will live in a country of my own making In the future Environmental destruction will be the norm No longer can it be said that My peers and I care about this earth It will be evident that My generation is apathetic and lethargic It is foolish to presume that There is hope And all of this will come true unless we reverse it. Source there’s a great video of someone reading this poem Fuckin love this poem

blueflame91:

ms-monochrome:

did-you-kno:

Lost Generation.

I’m a part of Lost Generation

and I refuse to believe that

I can change the world

I realize this may be a shock but

“Happiness comes from within”

is a lie, and

“Money will make me happy”

So in thirty years I’ll tell my children

They are not the most important thing in my life

My employer will know that

I have my priority straight because

Work

Is more important than

Family

I tell you this

Once upon a time

Families stay together

But this will not be true in my era

This is a quick fix society

Experts tell me

Thirty years from now I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce

I do not concede that

I will live in a country of my own making

In the future

Environmental destruction will be the norm

No longer can it be said that

My peers and I care about this earth

It will be evident that

My generation is apathetic and lethargic

It is foolish to presume that

There is hope

And all of this will come true unless we reverse it.

Source

there’s a great video of someone reading this poem

Fuckin love this poem

(via genoflydersyolo)

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clyane:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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are you sure?

All a wasp is is a not bee and not ant of the genus Hymenoptera. 

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ospreying:

A REASON SUPERHEROINES THAT USE GUNS AND WEAR LOWCUT SHIRTS IS A STUPID IDEA IS BECAUSE HAVING BULLET SHELLS LAND IN YOUR SHIRT IS PAINFUL AS FUCK AND YOU HAVE TO BE A N IDIOT TO LEAVE YOUR CLEAVAGE OUT, AND OWWWW I HAVE BURN MARKS ONE JUST GOT STUCK IN MY BRA.

This is the same reason I hate the shirtless rambo stereotype.

And when people cook bacon in their underwear.

Like THAT IS STUPID. STOP BEING STUPID!

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The heavy sea found us (when we were passing) through Via Egnatia1
Beaufort forces take us on the open sea
The course might be a little wrong, who is playing with the lights?
And the (ship’s) fore is heading towards Grevena2

In a sea of whisky
(we ‘re) castaways and who can find us
And the whole earth gets dizzy, staggers

(Someone) with his head like a strainer
And the car like a fishing boat
Who has put it wheel and sail?

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free (x3)
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free

(There’s) wave and it’s raging
And the mermaid is asking
But Alekos is drunk, fair lady

(There’s a) traffic light in the midlle of the sea
Dude, we were found out
Who took my little house far away, far away?

The heavy sea found us (when we were passing) through Via Egnatia
Beaufort forces take us on the open sea
The course might be a little wrong, who is playing with the lights?
And the (ship’s) fore is heading towards Grevena

The heavy sea found us (when we were passing) through Via Egnatia
Beaufort forces take us on the open sea
The course might be a little wrong, who is playing with the lights?
And the (ship’s) fore is heading towards Grevena

The whisky is not to blame
The ice cubes were bombs3
Even the boat eventually has wheels

Alcotest and traffic cop
The road wasn’t made for us
A downhill is starting in the sea

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free (x3)
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free